🇧🇷 “Wooden spoon again, but Hamilton never gave up on you.”
🇲🇽 “Hamilton delivered 28. Sixteenth still, but the spirit is willing.”
🇺🇸 “Hamilton chipped in. Sixteenth, but the only way is up.”
🇸🇬 “Sixteen points, sixteenth place. At least Hamilton turned up.”
🇲🇾 “Hamilton got you 20. Everyone else forgot to turn up.”
🇦🇿 “Ocon carried the load while Alpine had a lie-down.”
🇪🇸 “Nine points. Hamilton owes you a pint, possibly two.”
🇮🇹 “Hamilton did a bit. Fifteenth holds firm.”
🇳🇱 “Hamilton scored 20, Ocon took two back. Swings and roundabouts.”
🇭🇺 “Hamilton's pit lane speeding cost five. Overtaken twice. Down to 15th.”
🇧🇪 “Hamilton was your top scorer, penalty and all. Down to thirteenth.”
🇬🇧 “Hamilton on the podium did the job. Eleventh and holding.”
🇦🇹 “Fifteen points, all from Hamilton. The rest went for a pint.”
🇪🇸 “Backed Lewis and Lewis delivered. Thirty-one points of pure smugness.”
🇨🇦 “Hamilton's second place got you past Dan. Cheers, Lewis.”
🇺🇸 “Hamilton did his best, but Dan slipped past. Chin up.”
🇯🇵 “Hamilton your best at 13? Down to eleventh. Time for a rethink.”
🇨🇳 “Ocon tried to sabotage you. You climbed anyway. Respect.”
🇦🇺 “Hamilton brought 20. Loyalty is its own reward, apparently.”